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icanblognow

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

thydungeonguy
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hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

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on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

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feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

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ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

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captmarble

billy porter did not absolutely pop off with that met gala look only for some of y'all to call harry styles the king of camp i-

ruffboijuliaburnsides

Okay look.  LOOK.

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Harry looks pretty good for a straight boy.  It’s classy and campy and he looks good.

But if we’re talking King of Camp (shouldn’t it be Queen of Camp, really?  Just saying), he doesn’t even make the rankings!

Hamish Bowles, Vogue editor:

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Ryan Murphy:

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Jordan Roth (who owns at least one broadway theater, thus the theme):

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Michael Urie:

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Darren Criss, who’s on the more subdued side:

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And then the aforementioned Billy Porter, who arrived ON A VELVET LITTER CARRIED BY SIX SHIRTLESS MEN:

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Harry is basically a WALLFLOWER compared to these glorious looks.  How anyone could call that boy the “king of camp” is beyond me.

coffeebuddha

I feel like Jordan Roth’s look loses a LOT of impact if you only see him with it open and not the full transition

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HE’S NOT JUST WEARING A THEATER, HE’S WEARING A THEATER THAT YOU CAN OPEN AND CLOSE THE CURTAIN ON

cipheramnesia
radiofreederry

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I'm sorry but Americans are simply not the weird ones here for taking basic safety precautions before operating a piece of mechanical equipment!

nateistakensblog

See the difference is that outside of the US people don't need to worry about helmets because the roads and streets are actually safe

radiofreederry

ASPHALT IS ASPHALT AND CONCRETE IS CONCRETE

dayvan

roads in europe are made out of magical super bouncy jello concrete

batmanisagatewaydrug
batmanisagatewaydrug

every day I get on here and see some post going "do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!" and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone

phoenixofdetroit

Neil probably will

batmanisagatewaydrug

who the fuck is Neil

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this neil?

batmanisagatewaydrug

oooooh with the xylophone... it's all coming together

aspiringwarriorlibrarian
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Kim Crawley (@crowgirl@hachyderm.io)
Attached: 1 image This is a warning about Meta and Threads. Please boost this here and outside of Mastodon so that pregnant people in the
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anglophobia-official

[ID: Tweet via Andréa Becker @andreavbecker.

Reminder before everyone gets really into "threads": Meta actively HELPS law enforcement criminalize people seeking abortions in banned states
an 18 year old and her mom are facing prison time for an at home abortion and it's all thanks to meta handing over facebook messages

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